Making Plans

Kyle,

I trust you will have read the email "Autumn" before moving on to this one. It's important that the two of you start a dialogue w/r/t my upcoming homecoming. To that end, it's necessary that the two of you have a clear understanding of what the other party knows, and when they knew it. Below is the email "Autumn part II" which I have just sent to Jim. Just substitute your name for YOURS and his name for HIS, and then read it normally. I hope you're reading all this after breaking your fast for the day, it's not what I would consider hypoglycemia-friendly reading. Furthermore, you need to be keen, and belly-full when taking this all in.

James,

I trust you will have read the email "Autumn" before moving on to this one. I have just written to Kyle. The body of that message can be seen below. (Just substitute your name for his, and his name for yours (where applicable) then read it normally). This will provide you with a clear sense of what Kyle will have seen. Or will see, depending.

Kyle,

I'm coming home. October 1-8. This is the email I just seconds ago sent to Jim... just substitute your name for his and his name for yours (where applicable) then read it normally. Can't wait to see you crazy maniacs!

James,

I'm coming home. October 1-8. I know this is still a ways yet (about six weeks or so) but thought I'd let you know. So, if possible, keep the week open for reunion themed merriment and hijinks!

I arrive at Newark Liberty International Airport at 6:20 in the pee em on Oct. 1 (I think that's a Saturday). You should seriously consider accepting a shockingly small, damn near insulting amount of cash for retrieving my depleted, travel wearied, but nonetheless triumphal, self from said International Airport.

Never mind. Make Kyle do it.

Or, another option: you both come to New Haven and gather my further depleted, travel wearied, and now vaguely pissed-off, but nonetheless triumphal, self around 9-ish the same evening. Something to think about. No, really. I will write to Kyle next and test the H2o regarding a possible Jersey Airport/Elm City Metro North/jailbreak scenario.

I wanna see some goddamned foliage!

Randall